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From ancient landmarks like Notre Dame Cathedral to streets everywhere, they launched relentless attacks, and in the areas they successfully occupied, they swaggered around, celebrating and reveling. To participate in this campaign, they mobilized many unique and unusual military units for coordinated action: the air force had a team of carrier pigeons, the infantry had a team of cranes, special forces had a team of camouflage lizards, guerrillas had a team of dogs and cats, scouts had cunning blackbirds, guerrillas had squirrels stealing bananas, and in addition, there was a self-defense force (pigeons) and gray sparrows responsible for monitoring the enemy.
The commander-in-chief of the invading pigeon army did not deliver the command letter to headquarters.
The infantry corps cranes are being carried out brazenly on Nguyen Xi Street, Binh Thanh District.
At the Phạm Văn Đồng gateway area, they deployed a large number of troops to avoid being caught by surprise by our forces.
They even do things that go against moral standards without any shame.
The black-winged scouts patrolled Nguyen Trai Street.
The Squirrels' Battalion, which steals bananas, is stationed at 30/4 Park.
The division commander quickly devoured a piece of banana he had just stolen from his subordinate.
The camouflage lizard commando unit is hidden everywhere, ready to attack our high-ranking officials.
What's particularly noteworthy is that they are immune to Covid-19, so they don't use masks or medical protective equipment. This allows them to reduce costs and focus on equipment and weaponry. This is a major disadvantage for our forces. Given the enemy's considerable strength, our army decided to implement a scorched-earth strategy, hoping that they would be forced to retreat due to a shortage of supplies.
The "Dog-Hanging Cat-Stealing Division" is stationed in a strategically important position on Mai Chi Tho Street, near the Thu Thiem Tunnel.
The obese wife of the enemy commander-in-chief leisurely strolled around after successfully capturing the Paris Commune district.
The young guerrillas who stole bananas had spies and informants stationed everywhere.
The carrier pigeons did not deliver enemy messages regarding control of Dong Khoi airport.
The young self-defense militia members were quite careless, meticulously grooming their appearance on Mac Dinh Chi Street, District 1.
Although the situation remains quite tense, there is hope that the tide will turn on August 14th after the central command withdraws Directive 16 and switches to Directive 61 (6 days out on the streets, 1 day at home), at which point the enemy will surely panic and flee. Depending on the enemy's situation, the general staff will develop an appropriate strategy.
The General and his pigeons stroll along Dong Khoi Street.
The gray sparrows are having their evening meal at the Notre Dame Cathedral base.
They gloated at how easily they had captured the city.
This is the largest force of the enemy. After the victory, our army will take them prisoner and have them join the army of liberated soldiers.
The photos and article are the property of Ngo Tran Hai An (travel blogger Quy Coc Tu).
