From ancient buildings like Notre Dame Cathedral to the streets, they attacked in droves, and in areas they successfully occupied, they swaggered and celebrated with joy. To participate in this campaign, they mobilized many unique military branches to coordinate operations such as: the air force had a team of pigeons carrying letters, the infantry had a team of cranes, the special forces had a team of striped lizards, the guerrillas had a team of dogs hanging and covering cats, the scouts had a group of cunning blackbirds, the guerrillas had a group of banana-stealing squirrels, and in addition, there was a force of self-defense pigeons and gray sparrows in charge of monitoring the enemy.
The commander in chief of the invading pigeons did not deliver the command letter at headquarters.
Infantry Corps dogs strutting on Nguyen Xi Street, Binh Thanh District.
At the Pham Van Dong gateway area, they deployed a large number of troops to avoid being suddenly attacked by our army.
They even do things that go against public morals without any shame.
Black Spies patrol Nguyen Trai Street.
The squirrels stole bananas and were stationed at 30/4 park.
The master quickly ate the banana he had just stolen from his juniors.
The lizard commando team is lurking everywhere, ready to attack our high-ranking officers.
The special thing is that they are immune to Covid-19 so they do not use masks or medical protective gear. This helps them reduce costs to focus on equipment. This is a big disadvantage for our army. Faced with a strong enemy, our army decided to implement the strategy of empty houses and empty gardens, hoping that they would run out of food and supplies and retreat.
The dog division is stationed at a dangerous position on Mai Chi Tho street, near Thu Thiem tunnel.
The obese wife of the enemy commander-in-chief leisurely strolled after the successful capture of the Paris Commune.
The banana-stealing squirrel guerrillas set up eyes and ears everywhere.
Enemy air force carrier pigeons control Dong Khoi airport.
The self-defense soldiers are quite subjective, taking care of their appearance on Mac Dinh Chi street, District 1.
Although the battlefield is still quite tense, it is hoped that on August 14 the situation will be reversed after the central command withdraws Directive 16 and switches to Directive 61 (6 days out, 1 day at home), then the enemy will panic and flee. Depending on the enemy situation, the general staff will have a suitable strategy.
General pigeon strolling on Dong Khoi street.
The gray sparrows are having dinner at the Notre Dame Cathedral grounds.
They were gloating at taking over the city so easily.
This is the enemy's largest force. After victory, our army will turn them into prisoners of war and let them join the liberation army.
The photos and article belong to Mr. Ngo Tran Hai An (travel blogger Quy Coc Tu).
